I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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