i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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