apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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