I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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