I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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