This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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