honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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