Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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