I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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