Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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