what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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