eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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