Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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