Pappa wants mamma naked
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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