She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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