So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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