drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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