last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
