So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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