Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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