I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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