conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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