I want to stick my p in your. b.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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