she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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