Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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