I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
