I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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