Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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