His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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