Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I pour the whiskey from now on
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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