STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the day after is always just damage control
people are starting to question the shark bite story
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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