How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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