dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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