I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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