I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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