ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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