Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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