I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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