a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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