At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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