about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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