dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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