then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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