no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Come see our sink grown plant.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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