I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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