Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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