So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
