Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Even my vagina gasped.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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