I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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