i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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