It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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