shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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