Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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