I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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