HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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