i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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