he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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