yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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